Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
dude i'm inner monologue high
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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