Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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