kristin has been a bad kristin
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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