Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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