It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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