How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She even gives head with a lisp.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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