i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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