I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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