covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just found puke in my bra..
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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