bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Randomize
