So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
