Life is so much better after having sex.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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