He told me they were just razor bumps!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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