I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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