your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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