Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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