porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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