So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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