This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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