I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I lost the right to judge tonight
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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