we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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