I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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