You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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