explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So many bounce houses so little time
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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