His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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