brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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