We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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