shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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