Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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