There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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