It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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