she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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