i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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