Christians are straight up FREAKS
If i come over, it means nothing
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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