It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
false alarm. still invincible.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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