he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
why is half of my head shaved?
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