i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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