East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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