Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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