Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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