I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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