You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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