It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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