She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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