Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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