I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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