you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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