There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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