If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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