We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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