You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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