Can Purell be used as lube?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
