He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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