help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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