One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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