You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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