Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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