toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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