in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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